Odiferous Oligarchy
(in the "Standard" Shakespearean 14-line Sonnet style:)
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“Bone Spurs” got him deferment from the Draft
(where Daddy’s billions helped, let’s not forget)
while unlike Donald, others got the shaft
and at the Lottery lost what they bet:
their freedom, which seems like a needless debt
since “volunteers” these days take all the risk.
So why at their mistreatment feel upset.
It doesn’t bother Trump. “Let them eat bisque.”
So, look for a gold-digger odalisque.
Trump did it more than once, and so can you.
A trophy wife away from you will whisk
your wealth. So what? Who needs it at the Zoo?
A Fox News talking head on weekends, you’ll
wind up running the Pentagon: a fool.